"The Twelve Days of a Trans Am Christmas"

By: Chris Dunnett, club member, and "Overseas Correspondent".

 

On the first day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
the keys to a Trans Am SE.

On the second day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
two T-top bags,
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the third day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the fourth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the fifth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the sixth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the seventh day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the eighth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
eight tracks of stereo,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the ninth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
nine Gothic decals,
eight tracks of stereo,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the tenth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
ten buffers buffing,
nine Gothic decals,
eight tracks of stereo,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the eleventh day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
eleven heads a turning,
ten buffers buffing,
nine Gothic decals,
eight tracks of stereo,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and the keys to a Trans Am SE

On the twelfth day of Christmas my honey gave to me,
twelve judges judging,
eleven heads a turning,
ten buffers buffing,
nine Gothic decals,
eight tracks of stereo,
seven yards of pinstriping,
six pints of Starlight Black,
FIVE SNOWFLAKE RIMS…
four center caps,
three screaming chickens,
two T-top bags
and
the keys
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